http://arts-entertainment.pimonrut.com A Guide to Arts and Entertainments Articles Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:45:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Drive Away The Monotony--Discover The Joy Of Fun SitesBy: Diana Daniels Tired after a long day at work? Bored with nothing to do? Cheer up and log on to fun sites. Funny pictures, videos, humor, jokes, puzzles, games -you'll find everything packed in these sites that will instantly lighten your mood. ... http://arts-entertainment.pimonrut.com/Drive-Away-The-Monotony--Discover-The-Joy-Of-Fun-Sites.aspx Urgent Search For New Islamic Sect, Called Smiley MuslimsBy: Tom Attea As Shiites and Sunnis continue to knock each other off in Iraq and rant against the West, the search for a new Muslim sect has become urgent. The revolutionary spin off, to be called Smiley Muslims, has only one religious ... http://arts-entertainment.pimonrut.com/Urgent-Search-For-New-Islamic-Sect,-Called-Smiley-Muslims.aspx New Cosmetic Surgery Provides Eyelashes You Can PermBy: Tom Attea Think you?ve seen it all? How about having eyelashes long enough to perm or gazing into the eyes of a woman who perms her own? As long as we?ve got our eyes on tomorrow, how about if the lovely lass wears ... http://arts-entertainment.pimonrut.com/New-Cosmetic-Surgery-Provides-Eyelashes-You-Can-Perm.aspx Queen Exiled to Italy!By: Robert William Locke Ousted by the Republican party after a closely fought referendum(51%) in which the Monarchy is declared an anachronism, the Queen and Prince Consort decide to live out their exile in Italy. The former UK is now known as New English Republican Dominions (NERD). Follow ... http://arts-entertainment.pimonrut.com/Queen-Exiled-to-Italy!.aspx Celebrities Provide The Third Answer: Fame With PowerBy: Tom Attea The usual cynic?s choice is to ask, what would you rather have, fame without power or power without fame? Yet even a cursory look at contemporary society reveals that celebrities have managed to devise a third choice: fame with power. There is ... http://arts-entertainment.pimonrut.com/Celebrities-Provide-The-Third-Answer:-Fame-With-Power.aspx Eight Fired U. S. Attorneys Asked If Gonzales Should StayBy: Tom Attea In a rare turn of events, in which the victims of political nonsense get to have their day in court, the eight U. S. attorneys who were fired under the watch of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales have been asked ... http://arts-entertainment.pimonrut.com/Eight-Fired-U.-S.-Attorneys-Asked-If-Gonzales-Should-Stay.aspx Islamic Woman Nabbed For Wearing Belt Made Of Live CrocodilesBy: Tom Attea Some news stories are so funny there?s little to do except present them for any of our readers who haven?t chanced upon them. Here?s one that demonstrates female Islamic dress can get even more frightening than it already is. It ... http://arts-entertainment.pimonrut.com/Islamic-Woman-Nabbed-For-Wearing-Belt-Made-Of-Live-Crocodiles.aspx Presidential Prospects of John Kerry Not Very MerryBy: Tom Attea Although John Kerry was not very merry when he lost his bid for President, he continued to maintain that he deserves a second chance. He might have had one if it weren?t for two very significant obstacles: Hillary Clinton and John ... http://arts-entertainment.pimonrut.com/Presidential-Prospects-of-John-Kerry-Not-Very-Merry.aspx Hi! I\'m a Happy Axe Murderer!By: Denise Tarka The shriek was one of complete, conscious fear. Their parents raced to the room. Matthew stood over his quivering, prostrate sister, plastic axe in hand, beaming. Matthew?s father boomed, ?WHAT HAPPENED HERE?? His sister choked out the words between sobs, ?He, he hit me with ... http://arts-entertainment.pimonrut.com/Hi!-Im-a-Happy-Axe-Murderer!.aspx Idiotic Human Behavior Traced To Greenhouse GasesBy: Tom Attea An innovative study by an environmental scientist attempts to explain the recent uptick in idiotic human behavior. According to the resourceful researcher, the likely culpret is the abundant supply of greenhouse gases. As a result of their ascendance, there is simply not ... http://arts-entertainment.pimonrut.com/Idiotic-Human-Behavior-Traced-To-Greenhouse-Gases.aspx